Referring to my inability to attend the midnight premiere of Brüno

• Ben Englert: ach, herr shukla!
• Ben Englert: ich bin voll of regret
• Aseem Shukla: ach, herr benglert!
• Aseem Shukla: warum you are not coming?
• Ben Englert: ich will not be in ze gay area
• Aseem Shukla: vass!
• Ben Englert: ich bin in ze gayest place in amerika, hawaii
• Ben Englert: fuer ein little gaycation
• Aseem Shukla: very sad of you to go agay like zat
• Ben Englert: ich weiss!
• Ben Englert: but ich hoffe zat you will all have a wunderbar zeit