Apparently a lot of iPhone app developers are pissed at us. Like this guy, who complains, “Trying to communicate with Apple is like talking to a brick wall,” and says he has started to think he can’t really make a business writing apps for iPhone. My response? Tough noogies, you whiny bitch. Go write for the Palm Pre, with their huge installed base. Or go do Android, and you can create a different version of your app for every different piece of hardware that Android runs on. Or hey, go do Windows Mobile. No, seriously. Let us know how that works out for you. As for the rest of you? Back to work, fuckers. Daddy needs to get paid.
Fake Steve (I’m so glad he’s back)