These types of shitheads are everywhere in my industry, and they are the bane of my fucking existence. One of them recently wormed her way up from the assistant level into my department, and I’ve spent the last couple weeks trying to teach her how to wipe her own ass.
I liked her well enough at first. She’s hot shit, barely old enough to drink, and loves telling everyone about her fashion blog. (Yeah, it’s a tumblr.) For about fifteen minutes I even thought she might have protégé potential.
Unfortunately, she’s useless. The bitch can’t be bothered to lift a finger if it’s not something she considers fun, and when she finally gets around to doing the job she’s paid to do, she fucks it up so badly that I have to do it all over again.
The worst part is, she refuses to acknowledge that she has anything to learn. In her mind, she’s fucking perfect. The bitch can do no wrong.
That’s why I’m firing her tomorrow.
It sucks, but she’s left me with no choice. She called in sick this morning after refusing to work late last night, which is her passive aggressive way of daring me to get rid of her. So be it. I don’t have time to babysit a lazy, self-important little brat who wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it joined her for a manicure on her lunch break.
I’m pretty sure tomorrow will be the first time in her entire life she’ll have to face adult consequences for her behavior.
I dunno, maybe she’ll learn something from it.
(Source: coketalk)
