Pimped-Out Home Theater Systems
Duuuuude, you gotta check out my fuckin’ living room set-up, it will fucking change your life. Check it: ultra-high resolution picture from a Sony SRX-R110 Digital Cinema Projector. Stewart 18-by-10-foot Snowmatte 1.0 Gain fuckin’ laboratory-grade screen. Audio fuckin’ perfectly balanced with solid-state and vacuum-tube amps, and yep, that there is a Sony BDP-S1 state-of-the-mother-fuckin’-art Blue-ray player. Notice: Playstation 3, Toshiba HD-XA1 HD DVD player, fuckin’ Mark Levinson N° 51 DVD/CD Media Player, Pioneer HLD-X0 Hi-Vision HDTV MUSE Laserdisc Player, sick Theta Digital Generation VIII 32-bit 8x Oversampling Dual Processors and a fucking 8.8 channel audio system with fucking sixteen 18-inch subwoofers. This thing is beast. I hit play and chicks just rip off their clothes, bro.
Ugh, the sad reality for my broham cousin is that this stupid-ass waste of approximately a year’s public school tuition will just provide a new location for him to watch Boondock Saints with his fellow ogre friends and like, whack off to porn in high-def. Whoa, where the fuck is my dog-eared Roads to Freedom set? Who the fuck took the Sartre off my bookshelf? Liza’s coming over later and I need my existential literature in place and highly visible if I’m gonna get laid, yo.
Hipsterdom is officially dead to me. Also everyone should follow stuffhipstershate.
