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• Ben Englert: i preordered mirror's edge
• Andreas Englert: Good for youuuuuu.
• Andreas Englert: You have now, what, $300 in games?
• Ben Englert: probably, yeah
• Andreas Englert: Give me a list so I can mock you.
• Andreas Englert: Keep me informed as to updates.
• Ben Englert: orange box, dead space, midnight club LA, need for speed undercover, rez, wipeout, flow, mirror's edge
• Andreas Englert: Let's see here.
• Ben Englert: i rented bioshock
• Ben Englert: did not buy it
• Andreas Englert: How much did Rez cost?
• Ben Englert: too much
• Ben Englert: considering i had to buy both japanese and english versions to get the trance vibrator
• Andreas Englert: Asssuming Rez in all its versions was around $50, you've spent $350 in games.
• Andreas Englert: Congratulations, loser.
• Andreas Englert: You could've bought, like.
• Andreas Englert: AIDS vaccinations for a million and three children in Africa.
• Andreas Englert: And yet you bought games.