This is the girl.

• Ben: the new office assistant uses outlook
• Ben: so she always has winmail.dat attached
• Ben: so annoying
• Midori: om nom nom
• Midori: what did the prev use?
• Midori: tb?
• Ben: no idea
• Ben: probably
• Midori: i miss tb terribly.
• Ben: tis what they set up for me on my dell laptop
• Midori: ...
• Ben: before i gave it back because i never used it
• Midori: YOU HAD A DELL LAPTOP!?
• Ben: yes, work gave me a dell
• Midori: OH MY GOD, BEN
• Ben: and i was like, guys, i'm doing iphone stuff on my mac anyway
• Ben: keep this
• Midori: and i've touched you?
• Ben: what, it wasn't mine
• Midori: i've never even had a dell.
• Midori: oh god, ben....
• Midori: my soul.
• Midori: it burns.
• Yeah, she's perfect. But we knew that.