True love.

• Ben: *notices a strip joint on Broadway*
• Ben: Wow, sushi, sake, and strippers. All the essentials.
• Midori: oh, yeah, I think that's the one where you actually eat the sushi off naked girls while they hold interesting poses.
• Ben: ....why did you tell me that? Now I want to go!
• Midori: It's very hard to get into. I'd get you a reservation if I could!
• Ben: ....
• Midori: What, it's not like you're fucking them.
• Ben: ....
• Where did I find this girl?
• PS - Anik D? You and I are hitting this place up at our earliest convenience.