Just like me!

Link courtesy of M. Some favorites:

I wish life had a Quicksave button. I would push it everytime my wife starts a conversation; who knows when she will get offended by something I said unwittingly?

Programming teaches you that the universe is predictable and deterministic. I’ve personally found that this has shaped my expectations and fed my impatience with people and things that are not.

And the kicker:

Believing that being right is enough.

Believing that people will listen to reason.