People I want to be (in no particular order)

Kathy Griffin

Basshunter

David Tennant

Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May (can’t decide)

Hunter Parrish

Evan Stone

Ray Ozzie

Tom Leykis

A version of my 2003 self that knows everything I know now

NPH

The Perez Hilton of my area (a much, much better ValleyWag)