The laptop Microsoft's "Lauren" purchased on-screen

Just to prove that you get what you pay for, it has 2.5 hours of battery life, no gigabit ethernet, b/g wireless (no n), and 1440x900 (same as 15” MBP) stretched out over 17 inches. Also weighs almost 8lb. If that’s really “just what you wanted”, go ahead, buy a ridiculous chinsy plastic-tastic monster like that. See how long it takes to fall apart.

(Original video here)